Things Mom can do best

1. Spread peanut butter on bread (sandwiches I make are always messy).
2. Fold sheets (how did she get the fitted sheets to lay so flat in the linen closet?).
3. Peel apples (no waste, no excess).
4. Scratch my back (no one else uses the right pressure).
5. Sing harmony, even to songs she's never heard before (how does she know?).
6. Color inside the lines (Can we trade crayons? Yours seems to work better).
7. Mend a torn seam (her stitches disappear. Mine look like I've used yarn instead of thread).
8. Listen.